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Idaho Elects New Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper Extreme Right-Wing Patriot Freedom Party in Landslide Primary Victory
This too can happen to you BOISE — In a stunning upset, Idaho voters have decisively thrown out the incumbent Republicans and one...
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Creating the Perfect Frankenpup
With our new liposuction techniques, your pup will be rocking a six-pack faster than you can say—good boy.
Gael MacLean
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Venus Envy
I miss the days when we could just conquer new lands and bring back slaves. Now we have to pay people for their labor!
Gael MacLean
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Dude, Where’s My Sanity?
Out of the blue, a software glitch causes my car to mistake a garbage truck for a portal to another dimension.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


10 Ways to Make Money Doing Nothing
Follow these ten foolproof methods and watch the cash roll in while your conscience takes a permanent vacation.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Beware the Spider Apocalypse
Spiders are not content to lurk in dark corners and scuttle across floors anymore. They’re everywhere. They’re hunting us.
Gael MacLean
3 min read


Hell-iday Inn™ Your Ultimate Guide to the Infernal Resort
Sizzling summer deals in the abyss Tired of those hellish vacations on Earth? Why not take a trip to the real thing? Welcome to the...
Gael MacLean
4 min read


The Write Stuff (And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves)
Finally, the submission day arrived. April 1st. Only it was like Christmas—if Santa was the Grinch and all you got was shattered dreams.
Gael MacLean
3 min read
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