Mavis brings her banned potato salad to seduce a wine-making widower. There's an explosion, leopard print, and a postcard she completely misreads. Episode 6.

Mavis Brennan does ayahuasca. Six weeks in the Amazon, one cosmic serpent, one widowed Argentinian, and banana bread she hallucinated into existence.

AI boyfriends aren't new—just ask Mavis about her 1987 hotline job. She made men weep describing pot roast. Her mother still can't hear 'cream of mushroom.

Mavis is back from a 60-day singles cruise gone wrong. Camels, rashes, and a near-kiss in Italy. Plus: Limoncello Love Cake. Sex After Seventy, Episode 3

Sex after seventy requires preparation, patience, and possibly professional assistance. Also, always tell someone where you're going when attempting new positions -- you never know when you'll need an emergency extraction.

I remember a time when "afternoon delight" meant a little nooky. Now it means a nap, a heating pad, and maybe a bowl of soup if I'm feeling particularly adventurous.