AI boyfriends aren't new—just ask Mavis about her 1987 hotline job. She made men weep describing pot roast. Her mother still can't hear 'cream of mushroom.

Mavis is back from a 60-day singles cruise gone wrong. Camels, rashes, and a near-kiss in Italy. Plus: Limoncello Love Cake. Sex After Seventy, Episode 3

Sex after seventy requires preparation, patience, and possibly professional assistance. Also, always tell someone where you're going when attempting new positions -- you never know when you'll need an emergency extraction.

I remember a time when "afternoon delight" meant a little nooky. Now it means a nap, a heating pad, and maybe a bowl of soup if I'm feeling particularly adventurous.