In what UMSDERWPFLEPI calls "Democracy Done Right," Idaho lawmakers are racing to protect citizens from their own voting decisions.

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Something’s happening to the facility. Reality is getting thin here, like tissue paper held up to harsh fluorescent truth.

In the annals of evolutionary success, one species stands as a paragon of unwavering commitment to the Playtitudes — the domestic dog.

The plutocracy offers to buy everyone a round, but only if they sign over their homes as collateral.

Local meteorologists have gone into hiding, with several spotted fleeing towards the Canadian border disguised as tumbleweeds. 

As soon as I turned the key, Sally roared to life with a growl. Before I could react, she lurched forward—knocking me clean off.

Buckle up, buttercups — Gertie’s about to drop some truth bombs that’ll make your ancestors roll in their graves!

The new law mandates that every Idaho household must display a 6-foot campaign sign on their property, visible from outer space.

As Idaho grapples with this new racial classification system, one thing is certain—the potato harvest just got a lot more complicated.

Will the Gem State become a shining beacon of authoritarian freedom, or will it collapse under the weight of its own alternative reality?

“The only books our kids need are the Bible and reloading manuals,” declared State Senator Cletus “No-Dewey-Just-Do-Me” Packerton.

Life’s a-wastin’, my little pishers. Let’s get this show on the road before the curtain falls on your sorry tuchas!

While we keep the rest of the nation distracted by the Hunter Biden dog and pony show, Idaho is gearing up for the real battle.

This too can happen to you BOISE — In a stunning upset, Idaho voters have decisively thrown out the incumbent Republicans and one...

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I miss the days when we could just conquer new lands and bring back slaves. Now we have to pay people for their labor!

Out of the blue, a software glitch causes my car to mistake a garbage truck for a portal to another dimension.

Follow these ten foolproof methods and watch the cash roll in while your conscience takes a permanent vacation.

Spiders are not content to lurk in dark corners and scuttle across floors anymore. They’re everywhere. They’re hunting us.